Brief is life but love is long. |
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Alfred Lord Tennyson |
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The reason they're called the opposite sex
is because every time you think you have
your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!
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Walter Winchell |
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Happiness is wanting what you get.
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Unknown |
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Women seem to be all right on bargains till
it comes to picking out a husband. |
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Kin Hubbard |
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A good marriage is that in which each
appoints the other guardian of his solitude.
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Rainer Maria Rilke |
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Do you know what it means to come home at
night to a woman who'll give you a little
love, a little affection, a little
tenderness? It means you're in the wrong
house, that's what it means. |
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Henny Youngman |
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We cannot really love anybody with whom we
never laugh. |
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Agnes Repplier |
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Men marry women with the hope they will
never change. Women marry men with the hope
they will change. "Invaribly they are both
disappointed. |
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Albert Einstein |
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My Greatest wish for the two of you is that
through the years your love for each other
will so deepen and grow, that years from now
you will look back on this day, your wedding
day, as the day you loved each other the
least. |
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Unkown |
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy
is the same. |
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Oscar Wilde |
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Love comforteth like sunshine after rain. |
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William Shakespeare |
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive
questions your wife asks for nothing. |
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Joey Adams |
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We can do not great things - only small
things with great love. |
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Mother Teresa |
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Honeymoon: A short period of doting between
dating and debting. |
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Ray Bandy |
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The goal in marriage is not to think alike,
but to think together. |
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Robert C. Dodds |
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards
asked her mother why the bride changed her
mind. What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another. |
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Unknown |
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The gold of one's heart is far more precious
than the gold of one's purse |
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Chinese Proverb |
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Better to have loved a short man than never
to have loved a tall. |
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David Chambless |
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Love is a flower which turns into fruit at
marriage. |
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Finnish Proverb |
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Marriages are made in heaven. But, remember,
so are thunder and lightning. |
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Unknown |
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Love is all we have, the only way that each
can help the other. |
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Euripides |
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Behind every great man there is a surprised
woman. |
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Maryon Pearson |
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When you love someone, all your saved-up
wishes start coming out. |
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Elizabeth Bowen |
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Getting married for sex is like buying a 747
for the free peanuts |
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Jeff Foxworthy |
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'Love is what you've been through with
somebody |
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James Thurber |